so that wasnt chicken after all
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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