Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
