Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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