You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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