If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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