I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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