butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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