didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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