Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Everclear isn't food dammit
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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