Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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