You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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