spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
