I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I fill condoms, not promises.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Randomize
