whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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