Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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