question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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