I puked a lego.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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