I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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