I love black thongs
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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