Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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