question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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