i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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