Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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