Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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