I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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