I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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