my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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