My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just cropdusted the office
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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