What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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