They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
