I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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