Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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