yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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