The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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