summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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