her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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