your thong is hanging out like whoa
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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