Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I have aggressive nipples.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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