I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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