is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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