Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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