Say something about gay babies.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
