Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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