covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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