do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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