Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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