I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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