Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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