He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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