is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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