i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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