I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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